The biggest Trolls of all

Okay guys... if you are familiar with SoC and want a good laugh, read through this comment, otherwise just skip... I'm just explaining -why- these four are the biggest trolls you will ever find in all of SoC xD



Okay, first of all... how the hell did that idea/discussion even come up??
No matter if with *Tajaky94, *furesiya, *Dark-Serenity-Sama, ~DustSketches, ~Kruzack,.... We always tried to discuss which faction has what kind of members and especially leaders. Please note, we refer to groups of members here, not individuals xD lol And everything in a happy, joking manner, so please no offense =v=b lololol

Take Earthra for example. They kind of have the flower-hugger-reputation simply because most members don't have fighters as OCs, but bew have a lot of farmers, flowershop-owners, bakers, etc... not really war related... BUT they have Dorian and Naia as Generals and Luana as Commander... ergo... they are WITHOUT ANY DOUBT the faction with the MOST sexappeal! Peridot! xD ((I mean, LOOK at this hotness!!!! [link] [link] [link] )) Sooo... Earthra... The smexy flowerhugger faction... okay, on to Caelius!

Caelius is rather extreme. Their innicial goal is to defeat Ares to free the world from the slaughtering demons that attack innocents and kill them to satisfy their own blood-rush...
Hm... one would expect a bunch of priests and what not in this faction... BUT LOOK AT THEM!!! They have Rheyn, Ranvier, Flint, Pan, Never, Aurelia, Garuda, Azreal,... They are BADASS!!!! Caelius is the faction where all the ppz should run around with those gangsta sunglasses just because they are to hot and sexy for their shirts. Seriously! lol


And then there is Ares....
Ooookay, the demonic faction... Sure thing, we have the manliest god (LOL) of all factions... but what else do we have?
Kruz said it rather matching once: In Ares, they all have personality issues.
Err...
General Sandro: Memory loss from time to time, slight schizophrenia
General Luce: Former angel, now an angelghost that loves to mind-fuck others.
Commander Lucien: Schizophrenia, a weird voice on the back of his mind he keeps talking to.
Commander Skerdi: Scared of pretty much anything. Fear makes a demon appear that becomes all the mightiier the more afraid the poor guy is, thus General Sandro and Luce do anything necessary to keep said level as high as possible...
Commander Molly: ......................... 6 PERSONALITIES!!! NEED I SAY MORE?!?!?
Multiple members: Personality issues at their finest~ From cruel and sadistic to multiple schizophrene members, we have them all...

So... I couldn't let that keep standing.
Earthra the smexy flowerhuggers, Caelius the badass extremists and Ares the insane asylum. Err... NO!

Okay, so I went through the qualities of our members and commanders, trying to find something badass... and the most obvious thing never seemed to occure to me. We have the 4 biggest trolls in all of Zion in our highest ranks.

And if you think that's overexaggerated, read on... I will show you -why- these four are the absolute kings of trolls!



Let's begin with the Troll-Queen... Luce.
Now, when having a big audience, Luce usually is rather nice and all... but that's simply because she damn enjoys picking on single people... because one single person can't do much while a group can become dangerous if she trolls too much... but if you need proof that Luce is the probably even biggest troll on Zion,.... ask Azreal, Aegle and Lucien....

Here just some examples of the things she did to the poor guys...
First of all, Mommy Lucien:
She truly enjoys being a nag on him since she knows she is his general and since he has a pretty bad reputation with Deamond already, he can't possibly decline any of her orders... A little example is when Deamond sent Lucien to pick up Luce from a caelian city and she didn't want to leave... She seriously shouted 'HELP! THIS DEMON WANTS TO KIDNAP ME!!!' and made a run for it... in a caelian town... with Lucien looking like the assassin he is and Luce, looking like an angel... lol ((Still better than Sandro... lol look below why))
Not to mention all the nicknames given by now... Lulu, Lucy,... but his newest name annoys him more than anything else... Taking care of Luce way too much for a commander sometimes, he gained the new name 'Mommy' now.

With Azreal, Luce brings the trollng to a whole new level. From sneaking into his university, acting as if she was his girl-friend just to make him uncomfortable in front of his studnets and the other professors... oh, but not to mention her newest troll-attack: Sneaking into his bedroom, she stole his mask, hiding it somewhere and arranging a point-system with which he can buy clues as to where she hid the mask. Such point-gains include wearing horrible full-body-duck-costumes as well as begging her for forgiveness etc... which he has to obey to since he LOVES his mask... (lol AzryxMask forever LMFAO)


You can't talk about Troll Luce without at least mentioning Troll Sandro. Because these two combined are the worst tha can happen to you.
On his own, Sandro is a nice and happy go lucky person when getting him on his good side, or cold and cruel when standing on his hate-list. Now... there are people who somehow seem to trigger his dislike without making it right on the hate-list... these are Sandro's troll victims. One of his most famous victims is Azreal... While first liking the angel, he suddenly despised him when finding out Sandro was arean... which kind of triggered Sandro's dislike as he hates being judged for being a necromancer. Sooo, he has a lot of fun, torturing the poor guy...from sticking his finger right inside his missing eye to kidnapping him to shouting in all public that that perverted old angel is trying to rape him. (See? Count yourself lucky, Lucien, that Luce only shouted kidnapping...)

The biggest troll he is in combination with Luce though... together they don't really care about the consequences... they are two damn mighty generals~ what could possibly happen to them~? So they just troll ahead...


Now to the manriest god of Zion... Deamond.
Okay, one might think 'WTH?! Why is Deamond a troll? He's a GOD!!!
Well, yes... but he has fun mind fucking others, especially when hiding his true identity. Sure enough he can't go out full while in disguise as one never can tell if the trolled person takes it too personal and attaacks, which gives him a problem since due to the pact of the gods he isn't allowed to smack them right back,... but on private occasions as well as to his direct subordinates he goes out full, enjoying to tease them.

Perfect example are the Speed Date RPs in the chatroom I sent the gods in for fun. On the first one Im unfortunately missing the log, but to sum it up, he almost talked Alone into suicide with his comments and teasing xD LOL

First post of last speed date RP:
Deamond *sits down on his seat, smirking bemused. He wasn't allowed to go to the battlefield anymore to destroy the lives of ppl there, but the last speeddate he was was rather fun, mentally beating the ppl up... and he even managed to get Helia and Ivalina to join the fun~~~~~~~~* Hey~ *greets Mal* Soooo you must be one of the desperate people who depend on events like this to find someone acceptable enough to find as mate~

Not to mention he likes giving people like Lucien awful outpost positions on some ice floe and what not...

But what he is most proud of is his generals and commander Molly~ Always so proud when he hears they made someone of the other factions cry! *proud daddy lol* //shot
The best times they have when meeting with the other factions in Xiolani which usually could be described like this... Deamond annoys the hell out of Helia, Luce annoys the hell out of Aegle and Sandro annoys the hell out of Dorian while Ivalina, Rheyn and Naia just sit there, shaking their heads...


Last but not least, the midget-err Molthaseth, or Molly for short.

Beside being one of my absolute favorite characters in SoC, this little necromancer is so twisted, you should stay at least a mile away from him.

Molly takes great pleasure in mentally screwing others up so much, they do exactly what they don't want to do or do things they thought they never -would- do... Example: Someone tells Molly they would never yell at anyone... believe me he would keep on annoying you as long as necessary to ensure you DO yell at him...

Of course I have no logs on how Molly is with other people, but the most amusing RP we ever had was a general and commander meeting...
Beside discussing about strategies for war, they had a buffet they ate from... Sandro nomming his butterflies, Luce and molly both going for cupcakes, and then there were the other commanders that were manly NPCs xD
Awright... Luce had the last cupcake... and suddenly Molly snatches it away from her plate with the words 'For a Defense General you do a damn bad job in defending your plate' ....................... Long story short, it ended up in a GIANT mess as they began throwing food at each other.... super mega fun, but yes...

Those are Ares' trolls, and they do a damn good job in being trolls!



So, dear areans... if you want to rise in rank, you know what to do 8D Become schizophrenic and a master of trolling and your higher-up-spot in Ares is assured!! //SHOT xDD Just kidding~ lol